Award categories built to spark arguments (in a good way).
Most Likely to Call a Nightmare Weather and Then Try to Blow It Up Anyway
Winner: Haymitch
Chapter 1: the reaping is as sure as sunrise. Later: a blasting cap at the force field because surviving was never the assignment.
Close second: Lenore Dove
She is the one who refused the weather metaphor first. Does the argument's author steal the win?
Best Use of Manners as a Weapon
Winner: Maysilee
The picnic 'poster,' the repaired sunflower token, the reminder not to let them treat you like an animal — civility aimed at a camera that wants beasts.
Close second: Effie Trinket
Effie arrives with clothes and competence after Magno bails. Is Capitol courtesy still a weapon if she believes it?
Most Likely to Save You Because the Audience Needs a Close-Up
Winner: Plutarch
He stops the Peacekeeper from shooting Lenore Dove for the tearful goodbye, then later needs Haymitch to flood a tank on live television.
Close second: Caesar Flickerman
Caesar gives the rascal interview a national stage. Is that the same job with better lighting?
Most Likely to Bet on a Person the Math Says to Dump
Winner: Wyatt
Booker Boy odds, then he dies beside Lou Lou — Haymitch is sure it was protection, not a misread line.
Close second: Haymitch
Haymitch recruits District 6 after the Careers steal their lunch. Is that the same bet with worse numbers?
Most Likely to Turn a 1 into a Brand
Winner: Haymitch
Punitive Gamemaker score, then the Caesar line that it takes special trouble to get a 1. The rascal is born in a grading curve.
Close second: Maysilee
She wants to be the worst victor in history. Is that the merchant-class version of the same brand?
Most Likely to Be Edited Out of Their Own Death
Winner: Ampert
Squirrel mutts as a private punishment after Sub-A; the recap has no interest in a father's circuit-breaker.
Close second: Maritte
Maysilee and Maritte appear in the sky together in the arena, then the recap splits them for tension. Does the Career steal the category?
Most Likely to Treat a Child as a Continuity Error
Winner: President Snow
Louella dies in a chariot; Lou Lou arrives with an earpiece so the parade still has a girl from 12.
Close second: Drusilla Sickle
Drusilla wants Lenore Dove shot somewhere discreet because there is already enough blood to clean up. Same category, worse manners?
Best Teacher of 'A Machine Can Be Broken'
Winner: Beetee
Potato battery, one link in a circuit, a packet of coins and wire, and a son he still has to send into Sub-A.
Close second: Wiress
Wiress tells them to look for clues in the training center and the arena. Does noticing beat engineering?
Most Likely to Make a Song Do the Work of a Speech
Winner: Lenore Dove
The Goose and the Common in the square, the Hanging Tree on the way home, a crowd that needed a place to raise their voices.
Close second: Haymitch
He sings the goose verses over a malfunctioning sky after the tank. Cover band, or the poster she asked for?
Most Likely to Keep a Promise the Book Will Not Let Survive
Winner: Haymitch
'You and me to the end' on the chariot. The end arrives before the arena door.
Close second: Mags
Mags sends parachutes as signs of support after being handed four kids who are not hers. Does showing up later count?
Most Likely to Be Loved for a Version That Never Aired
Winner: Louella
The real girl gets a crash; the broadcast gets a double; Haymitch is the only one required to hold both.
Close second: Haymitch
The recap's hero is not the boy who tried to flood the computers. Does he win his own category?
Most Likely to Repair What a Career Broke and Call It Alliance-Building
Winner: Maysilee
Panache smashes Kerna's sunflower; she glues it; District 9 joins the Newcomers. Craft as diplomacy.
Close second: Ampert
Ampert names the Newcomers and wants numbers instead of being hunted. Does the twelve-year-old own the coalition?
Most Likely to Smile While Orchestrating Your Last Hour
Winner: President Snow
He will tailor the death to the behavior, then later set a crown on Haymitch's head and wish him a pleasant homecoming.
Close second: Faustina Gripper
The Head Gamemaker hears she is a murderer and answers with a 1. Petty villain or just the job?
Most Likely to Need Generations and Still Ask You to Die This Afternoon
Winner: Plutarch
Victory Tour pitch: maybe not in our lifetime. Arena pitch: blow that water tank tonight.
Close second: Beetee
Beetee's timeline is his son's remaining days. Is that more honest than Plutarch's continuum?
Most Likely to Haunt a Sequel as Geese
Winner: Lenore Dove
The epilogue's eggs, Katniss and Peeta, a love the Capitol could kill and still not keep.
Close second: Sid
Haymitch's last remembered voice is 'Happy birthday, Haymitch!' Does the little brother steal the haunt?