Award categories built to spark arguments (in a good way).
Most Likely to Solve Your Family Mystery Before Breakfast
Winner: Marcellus
He quietly connects clues the humans miss, despite having no ability to speak to them directly.
Close second: Tova
Do you agree, or would you have picked Tova instead?
Most Likely to Adopt a Random Stranger Without Admitting It
Winner: Ethan
Within an absurdly short time he’s helping Cameron find work, food, housing, and direction while pretending it’s no big deal.
Close second: Tova
Do you agree, or would you have picked Tova instead?
Most Likely to Help You While Complaining the Entire Time
Winner: Marcellus
Nearly every good deed comes wrapped in irritation, judgment, or observations about human incompetence.
Close second: Tova
Do you agree, or would you have picked Tova instead?
Most Likely to Refuse Help and Then Need Help Anyway
Winner: Tova
She repeatedly insists she’s perfectly capable even when friends are clearly worried about her.
Close second: Cameron
Do you agree, or would you have picked Cameron instead?
Most Likely to Turn One Tiny Clue Into a Full Investigation
Winner: Tova
A single piece of information about Erik’s past sends her into determined detective mode.
Close second: Marcellus
Do you agree, or would you have picked Marcellus instead?
Most Likely to Know the Town’s Business Before the Town Does
Winner: Ethan
Between the grocery store and his endless conversations, he somehow knows everyone’s situation.
Close second: The Knit-Wits
Do you agree, or would you have picked the Knit-Wits instead?
Most Likely to Create a Problem by Avoiding One Conversation
Winner: Cameron
Several of his biggest frustrations grow because he jumps to conclusions instead of asking one direct question.
Close second: Tova
Do you agree, or would you have picked Tova instead?
Most Likely to Secretly Run the Entire Plot
Winner: Marcellus
The mystery advances because he keeps physically moving crucial clues into the right places.
Close second: Ethan
Do you agree, or would you have picked Ethan instead?
Most Likely to Accidentally Become Your Therapist
Winner: Avery
Conversations with her often force Cameron to confront truths he’d rather avoid.
Close second: Ethan
Do you agree, or would you have picked Ethan instead?
Most Likely to Notice a Family Resemblance Nobody Else Sees
Winner: Marcellus
He picks up on physical similarities long before the humans even consider the possibility.
Close second: Tova
Do you agree, or would you have picked Tova instead?
Most Likely to Rearrange Evidence Instead of Explaining It
Winner: Marcellus
His preferred communication strategy involves relocating objects and hoping humans figure it out.
Close second: Ethan
Do you agree, or would you have picked Ethan instead?
Most Likely to Be Right for the Wrong Reason
Winner: Cameron
His search begins with flawed assumptions that still push him toward important truths.
Close second: Tova
Do you agree, or would you have picked Tova instead?
Most Likely to Mop Through an Emotional Crisis
Winner: Tova
If feelings appear, she reaches for a cleaning supply and a night shift.
Close second: Cameron
Is busyness courage or escape here?
Most Likely to Offer You a Driveway and a Second Chance
Winner: Ethan
Housing, employment tips, and emotional support — all while ringing up groceries.
Close second: Aunt Jeanne
Who does practical kindness better: Ethan or Jeanne?
Most Likely to Leave Town Right Before Things Get Good
Winner: Cameron
His instinct after disappointment is wheels-up, heart-closed, see-you-never.
Close second: Tova’s brother Lars (offstage)
Is leaving always a failure — or sometimes self-preservation?
