Award categories built to spark arguments (in a good way).
Most Likely to Win a Room by Sounding Less Educated Than He Is
Winner: James
The kitchen-door shuffle, the language lessons, the 'correct incorrect grammar': he keeps white people comfortable as a professional skill, then drops the dialect the second they leave.
Close second: Norman
Norman passes as white instead of performing 'slave talk.' Is that the same talent with a different costume?
Best Teacher of a Voice Designed to Keep You Alive
Winner: James
He sits Lizzie and the other children down and drills situational translations until they can feed a white woman exactly the stupidity she needs to hear.
Close second: Lizzie
Lizzie is the one who has to learn it at nine. Does the student steal the category?
Most Likely to Call You Friend and Still Need You in Costume
Winner: Huck
He confides in James, shares the island, and still cannot be told about Pap — or the real diction — without the friendship wobbling.
Close second: Emmett
Emmett's courtesy-plus-contract: is that the adult version of Huck's friendship?
Most Likely to Treat a Pencil Stub Like a Sacred Object
Winner: James
Young George grins through a whipping so James can write. After that, the stub is not stationery. It is a body.
Close second: Young George
Without Young George there is no pencil. Does the thief own the relic?
Most Likely to Argue With a Hallucinated Enlightenment Philosopher
Winner: James
A rattlesnake and a fever, and suddenly Voltaire is in the tent being told that polygenism will not save anyone James loves.
Close second: Judge Thatcher
Thatcher owns the actual books. Does the library beat the hallucination?
Most Likely to Be Hired as Entertainment When He Is Actually the Plot
Winner: James
Emmett needs a tenor. The audience needs a wig. James needs a notebook. Only one of those needs writes the novel you are holding.
Close second: Norman
Norman is already the troupe's secret. Is he the real plot inside the show?
Most Likely to Make Passing Look Like a Full-Time Job
Winner: Norman
He says it is exhausting, then still puts on the white-man sale so two wives might be bought out of bondage.
Close second: Huck
After the confession, Huck is told to keep passing as white. Does the boy take Norman's category?
Most Likely to Organize a Whole Novel While Barely Getting a Scene
Winner: Sadie
She hears the sale. She is the reason he runs. She is waiting at the far end of the map. The camera still follows the raft.
Close second: Lizzie
James sees Lizzie in Sammy and every girl the mill tries to break. Does the daughter win?
Most Likely to Pay Someone Else's Literacy Bill in Full
Winner: Young George
He steals the stub, tells James to listen with his ears, and is whipped and later hanged for a pencil a white man did not even miss.
Close second: Sammy
Sammy dies on the shore after James takes her from Henderson. Is that the same bill, just later?
Most Likely to Confuse a Job Offer With Ownership
Winner: Daniel Decatur Emmett
He buys James, calls it hiring, feeds him, and will still leave him in camp rather than let a town see that the 'wig' is hair.
Close second: The Duke and the King
The con men plan to sell him over and over. Is that just Emmett without the songs?
Most Likely to Need a Map More Than a Sermon
Winner: James
In Thatcher's office he does not want a debate about his diction. He wants the Graham farm, and he will take the judge and a gun to get the route.
Close second: Huck
Huck is the one sent back into town for news of Sadie and Lizzie. Does the errand boy win?
Most Likely to Be the Person You Would Swim Toward
Winner: Huck
Two voices in the wreckage. James chooses the boy and then has to say why. The book does not let that be easy.
Close second: Sadie
If Sadie had been in the water, would we even be having this category? Does that mean Huck stole it?
Villain-Coded: Most Likely to Sell a Man Twice and Call It Theater
Winner: The Duke and the King
They clock that James is a runaway and invent a loop: sell him, let him escape, sell him again. Huck almost buys the nobility; James never does.
Close second: Henderson
Henderson's mill is uglier and less theatrical. Does the brute beat the clowns?
Villain-Coded: Most Likely to Touch a Man's Hair to Check if the Act Is Real
Winner: The white stranger at the minstrel show
He comes back at night. The troupe has to move. A whole survival system wobbles because one audience member wanted to verify the costume.
Close second: Emmett
Emmett built the stage that made the touching possible. Does the owner take the heat?
Most Likely to Answer a Wanted-Man Question With a Chosen Name
Winner: James
Iowa, a sheriff, a war on, and the roll call ends on 'Just James.' He will not give them the slur they came to collect.
Close second: Huck
Huck has been renaming himself since he faked his death. Does the boy know something about aliases too?